Judges 3 (Part II) - Ehud shoves a knife into a dude’s belly, which encloses around his hand. Yeah, it’s in the Bible, dude, read it! Probably looked as above.
God forces Israel into war to teach them that…um…well…to teach them that…fuck I dunno…He’s a fucking asshole.
God’s pissed when Israel mixes with the locals but they kill an animal so it’s all good. Josh dies at 110 throwin’ a big FU to Jack LaLanne.
Judah is Israel’s next golden boy freedom fighter. Let’s hope he works out better than Bin Laden did for the United States.
Long reminder of all the good shit God did, (NM the bad shit). Josh dies and Israel snuggles into its homeland. Only peace from now on rite?
Josh: “Ye know in all your hearts…that not one thing hath failed…which the Lord your God spake.” Not even gonna f’in’ comment anymore.
Dumbass builds an altar reminding all of Achan who took of the ‘accursed thing’-still unnamed but pretty safe to say now it was goat semen.